I'd like to apologize for this in advance, and blame my sister for ensuring that I got all of four hours of sleep last night before getting up at 4 am for work.

Supermarket customers are fucktards. Now, I know some of you are thinking "hey, I'm not a fucktard, you cunt!", but trust me when I say that my customers have their heads shoved up their ( Read more... )

Yeah, I've all but disappeared, haven't I?

I've had a few plot bunnies hopping around, but real life keeps getting in the way.  Like work, and the fact that every time I turn around, something fucks up.

So, I got a job. Yeah,  that's right, I'm now gainfully employed in the bakery of the local Save-On-Foods. Whooot...

And while this job is way better ( Read more... )

Have you ever looked at your life and thought "Wow, this is really fucked up?"

Well, that came to mind as I considered the body count in this area- especially t

If you don't know, I live in a small town- the cows outnumber the people, you have to drive to the nearest bus stop, and the local elementary school has 120 kids.

So, anyways, they keep ( Read more... )